It felt like a funeral, Instead of a wedding The ink on the divorce paper smudges Way too soon: However, once again, Tall stem Roses decorated the hallway of the church While the old church bell ring out of tune for the first time In one hundred years ~~ Jasmine bloom during both day and night day at the entrance to the tomb However, today they didnβt bloom They bow with shame ~ If you must whisper, whisper a prayer Is this a funeral or a wedding? Said one of the guests in velvety blue: They both wore red those two However, the devil always wears plaid When hell was getting hotter: the ceremony was just flat and boring from being to end I had always in vision her as the beauty without the beast Seeing the bride up close and personal made a blob fish look Pleasantly appealing in a non-comely sort of way Today for the second time: May I present to you Mr. Mrs. Dumb and Dummier