Once day there was a dog
and he decided to **** a frog
beastiliaty, no, the dog's an animal
like miley cyrus
and he's spying on  us
and one man didn't like that idea
so he shot a deer
and the deer escaped the bullet like a queer
and ran into a dog in the middle of the road
knocking the dog over in the middle of the road
then a car came but the driver was blind
and then the blind man hit the dog on the side
dog is now dead
bury his head and give him head ;)