I gave him the plate that I made--the clay that I Smoothed wrong. As the artist, I fired it like a master, Painted it like a saint--but I got it wrong. My biggest fan said He could faint. How disappointed was he--my type-writer-love The white carnations of our wedding melted like snow In the blasted coffee In the aghasted coffee That scorned it's very existence as much as he. He who, give or take a few, Blew many kisses my way--even so I fired that Mischievous plate--and I gave it to him And I made him disgusting coffee As well That day.
She blames the coffee and the plate for her problems.