a blonde waitress in a diner on minimum wage located off route 66 reads a battered book with a missing last page hoping to find a quick fix
with no family, friends, or cash to her name she needed to find a way out but a greying old man with a monocle came and quickly sorted her out
he placed a tablet before her and ran off in a terrible state but he called back over his shoulder "oh my goodness, how could i be late?"
she was puzzled and thought she had imagined it as the night shifts had made Alice sleepy but she peered down at the strange looking tablet and made out the two words 'eat me'
'what harm could it do?' she inquired as she carefully picked up the pill as she swallowed, her throat was on fire and she began to feel rather ill
her surroundings, they became hazy and her the blood in her body ran cold she convinced herself it was a daydream as she felt herself fall down a hole
she fell with a thud, then looked around and noticed that objects were massive then she realised that she was 10 feet underground stuck in a dark, ***** passage
a light in the distance lead her to a door 'what's behind it?' Alice then wondered and as she was now incredibly small she was able to just slip right under
peering around, she was taken aback as Alice saw things she did not understand in the midst of the night lay a large cheshire cat which grinned and said 'Welcome to Wonderland'
i know the details aren't right and it's not really in chronological order but it's just my interpretation of alice and wonderland by lewis carroll because that dude was high as hell when he wrote it :)))))))))))))