When I last addressed you, I considered you a former friend, And after much consideration, And re-evaluation, I’m putting this debate to an end. You were not my friend, You never were, Despite what I said, And what I believed, You never cared for me. I was just an ear, That you used for many years, Oh, you caused me many fears, Deprived me of cheer. Friends don’t do what you did, So I’ll say again, You were not my friend, And you never were.