My cat won't cuddle Lost my car, too Forgot where I parked I'll just watch some Jeapardy clues I have no snacks And my boots are broken down, Mary Lou hates the word slacks, and with mixed drinks, she goes to town! I lost my dog I lost my truck I lost my girl I wonder what's on Cozy TV right now? Pretty sure it's Monk Sorry, I got distracted, Mary Lou Sad you're Feeling melancholy and blue I mean it's my only pair of shoes Can you fix my boots, please ? With some whiskey Or some twine She said "Try some shoestring Even try some wine" Walking all over town Pondering Mary Lou That's actually how my boots feel Right now... Very blue And it's not Not just my shoes
I asked some friends to contribute some silliness of writing a country song. 4 of us contributed. This is the finished product. *Names were changed to protect the innocent (Mary Lou)