Dear politician, Thanks for stopping by And for all the cameras You brought along This is where my house once stood Before it was put afloat And washed away By what was once a mere creek
I see you came prepared! An umbrella, a rain jacket And some rubber boots as well! Your whole attire Truly you’re one of us!
So come on board! We’ll ship down the main road Look at the destruction together While you make an earnest face So everyone will see How truly devastated you are
You assure immediate help Promise to tackle climate change too! Action is what is required? We’ve stood still for too long? It must be... A sudden change of mind I see! After all your warnings: Avoid rash decisions! Remember there is no need to panic! What do you mean? Let’s change the subject?
Oh my! What lovely rain boots you have! I hope you did not forget To bring a change of clothes There is not much time. You’ll be late! Be on your way! To the fossil fuel committee meeting You see, Your lobbyist is already waiting
A cynical poem about politicians behaviour after the recent flooding in Germany