The feeling of a full stomach is a curious one, despite the protruding bulge and the dull ache It is impossible to feel dissatisfied Despite the regret for that one to many slices Despite the wish that you had gone for a run instead of acquiescence to the temptation of the glowing screen Despite the knowledge that you’ll soon be buying new pants Despite any and all obstacles in your way You persevere You are the Dictator The ruler of your stomach The ruler of your life Until your sister comes in the room and starts yelling about depleting her potato chip stash