The thing about us English nerds We know the sappy lines The snappy remarks The ones that sting just right Or heal a cut deep in your heart So watch out for us Because you’ll never know Which is which Real or not real Cutting or healing Loving or hating For it’s the actions that count In a day and age where we communicate Through words we see on a screen It’s dangerous for people like you Who listen to those who cannot be seen Because girls who read books Can right you anything you want. And you won’t be able To tell the difference.