I never asked to join the rat race. But being a cognizant participant of the perpetual scramble I've noticed it seems we're always neck-and-neck, nose-and-nose-- it's me! No, *******-- it's you--you're winning--oh, wait--it's me again! You! Me! Him! ME! you, him, me, you... Is this a marathon we're supposed to sprint? Are humans even capable of doing that? Or... hamsters? I slow down and become a fat ******* lump, moving slowly, and yet somehow, there you are beside me still. There is our row of hamsters wheels, and here is our imaginary race to a finish that exists in an industrial dream. The soul resides in the breath we can never catch as we are racing-- You're WINNING, I'm winning! You, me, you, him, her, me... again. And again. And again. For efficiency's sake we race in a row.