I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant. I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't. He cuts off the fingers of people who don't pay him money. You may find it amusing but I sure as hell don't think it's funny. He cut off all of my fingers, he didn't even spare one. I couldn't even pick my nose after he was done. I want to give Durant the bird but I don't have the finger to do it with. I'd chop his ***** off with a lightsaber if I had fingers and if I was a Sith. You'd better take my advice because it sure isn't a lie. Pay Robert Durant or you can kiss your fingers goodbye.