She told me I was young, handsome,tall, well sculpted and brave, She worshipped me, She had blinds over her eyes, She was not my Aphrodite. I was not her Adonis, I fled. I am lazy, I am afraid of cockroaches, I snore a lot, I love to watch football on T.V, I sometimes forget to leave the toilet sit up, In short, I have flaws, I am human, not a God.