I’m not sure how to return to you All the crippling anxiety you brought Along with the sorrows deserted to all our doorsteps, But I’d like to remind you That the product you supplied Was not as advertised And I’d be much obliged to ask for a refund, If it weren’t too late To pull out my receipts And read all your hypocrisies.
Don’t misinterpret me, But I must admit this is not what I wanted And I paid to you two years or more Of my miserable life, Yet this is all the effort you could muster To me And every other person who bought into What you were selling; I never took you for a snake oil salesman, But that’s the price I paid for my naivety, Isn’t it?
I’m sure you’d like to remind me That a customer should always do their research, And I’m oh so sorry I didn’t feel the need to. Would you like me to sue you So that the next time someone buys in To your sly little Ponzi scheme, You come with a warning label?