Gloom! Gloom! Gloom! I can't see the Room for the Gloom Is there anything else in this Room... but Gloom ? How can I bloom with all this Gloom in the Room ? How can I find my Vroom Vroom ? I start a poem "Too soon! Too soon!" And then it stops And then there's Gloom Fetch me a Broom that I might sweep away all this Gloom If only there was something else in the Room... if only.
Doom! Doom! Doom! How did you get in the Room ? Who let the Doom in ? The Doom is in the Room... Again!!! Doom! Leave the Gloom alone Doom!! Put the Gloom down Doom!!! I'm warning you now!
Shall I fume, shall I fume ? Locked in here with the Gloom and Doom No! I shan't fume They'd only say he's too far goon (ouch!) What I need is a boom, a big big Boom! A Big Bang a boom boom Boom! A Boom BOOM enough to fill the whole Room With that kind of BOOM! I could take off to the Moon Then I'd sing a different tune There'd be no more Gloom and Doom.
But then, where would they go, what would they do Poor old Gloom and Little Doomy They'd be out there in the cold with nowhere to go Lost without any Roomy They'd be looking in the window at me all sad and teary My poor Old Gloom and my poor Little Doomy.
No! I love my Old Gloom and, I love my Little Doomy I know what I'll do I'll put the Boom in my Room with my Gloom and my Doom And then we'll all have ourselves a HUGE party A Big Blooming Booming Gloomy Doomy A Big Bang a Bang a Boom Boom Boomy Doomy We'll all have a Ball in no time at all Down at the Old Gloom and Doomy.