They can keep that wine, Which has festered for shorter than they Have rotted inside of crystalized skin. I’ll live without my heartbeat as I force space travel to meet my dreams Of breathing a Titan’s methane air And swimming in Neptune’s seas.
The thrones they have and the jocks’ lives they wear Do not interest me, Not when I have breathed in Tin Pan Alley’s air And watched Kings play golden trumpets Up to the high Cs.
They can cling to their castles Where only cobwebs grow. I’d rather drag along clunky boxes With black and green light screens That shrink down to my palm, While the numbers within dance free.
Frankly, they can shutter themselves away Amongst dark corridors and coffins. I’ll take the Worldwide Web Every single day. Over their lifeless deaths I’ll spend eternity my way.
I suppose this poem is my commentary on vampirism. I mean, really, who would rot in a castle when they can walk the surface of alien worlds instead?