When monsters fall in love, do they leave their ways behind them? or terrorize towns hand in hand? Do they still open tops of buildings like giant jars of jam with giddy smiles striking fear for miles around them? Will they still pick planes from the sky? Or just the crust from their lover's cloudy eyes? Do their mangled hearts become manicured? With razor claws brushing wretched jaws, will children hear them making out in closets? Will they huff and puff at armies, or yell sweet nothings to pass the time? Their passion would be fascinating, making love while making masses fear their wrath. And maybe if we're lucky, we'll see two monsters in the park-- with lipless mouths and fighting tongues-- showing us a love so stark, it would be a first to be given hope by such vile a folk. For there's a chance for all of us, if even monsters fall in love.