You to me are wonderful; you came along and rocked my world. You made me see, that I could be, anything I wanted to be. You made me chase all of my dreams; You made them become a reality.
The day you crashed in to my world; The same day you became my girl. The day we went for a drink in the pub; The day we got extremely drunk. The day you met some of my friends; The day you wrote off my Mercedes Benz.
I drove along like every other day And there you were, I saw your face. I could see that you were besotted with me; As deep into your eyes I could see. You made the whole world disappear And then you hit my car and then it got hit in the rear.
I don't recall his protestations; I don't recall our head on collision. I don't recall feeling any pain; I think you kissed it all away. As you floated down into my life, I found love at first sight. When you bumped into me, I got quite a fright, Because you came along and completely changed my life.
The two of us, are now dancing hand in hand, To the muffled complaints of an angry man; But he cannot bring bad karma, into our bubble. He cannot make either of us worry. But please could I have your insurance details And carry you away to the nearest hospital? For you are not hurt and neither am I; But I'd like to get away from that angry guy. So could you pretend to faint and I'll carry you home, So the two of us can be all alone.