Phileas Fogg, On a brigantine sledge, Braved the Omaha wind As it twirled. So, Jules Verne might say That a full eighty days Is plenty to travel the world.
Amelia Earhart Crossed the sea – The quickliest feat …For a girl – In twelve hundred forty Short minutes, you know: Others failed, but gave it a whirl.
Rosemary Doyle, Our wonderful mum, Exceeded these Feats of grand scale! She has crossed oceans faster, Breezed over Great Plains, And – without perspiration – prevailed!
Carefully, casually, She raised five kids: ‘Neath our burden She never collapsed. Loving and giving Us lives we are living. Have there – really – eight decades elapsed?
Octogenarian? Silliest word: It sounds like A sea creature’s vet, But if you want true fun, Then just orbit the sun Eighty times, like our mom: It’s no sweat!