There is a monster in my toy box and he’s covered in purple fur. His eyes are like slot machines and they whizz around and whir. He makes me say silly things and he plays with our cat. He hides the TV remote under the bathroom mat. He comes out every night to read through all my books. He tears the corners, he writes in them in crayon and just look... When I try to catch him, he scurries far away. Mummy and Daddy, I’m not naughty, I just have to say: “It was the monster in my toy box, he’s naughty all the time. You just never see him ‘cos he’s so clever with all his crimes!”