Hey So I'm gay. Apparently it's everybody's ******* business While simultaneously being something that No one talks about.
Oh that's great that your friend's aunt is a lesbian. You know what we do in bed is sort of private I'd rather not talk about it at the bar. No, no we don't want a ******* sir please stop asking I'm getting uncomfortable.
Is that normal? Should it be? To have questions asked so publicly. So out of line. So obtrusive.
To have people tell on me as though I broke a vase or pushed my sister. Oh, no, she's gay. This is my friend, but she's gay. No don't bother, she's gay. Gay gay gay.
I'm gay. Fine. Yes. I'm not afraid of it. Please stop giving me reason to be.