For the life of me I cannot understand the monotony Chasing tails up and down stairwells Ludicrous! How can you call this excitement? I cannot remember the last 5 minutes! This dreadful spinning Responsibility is heavy Calling all my friends and family Government mandatory Legalized this circus There is no way around it you must have insurance!!! Now they will label me Certainly the wolf at the door Stacking up bills You can't afford to ignore So maybe one day IF you qualify You can give someone money When you die