They promised to level you up After a six month grind. Took a ball point pen kept your eyes on the macguffin. but there's still rats in the basement never made enough Rupees To trade in this wooden sword no matter how many teeth or claws you trade in You're still stuck behind a register or mopping up XP from the local wildlife's viscera
During your daily quest turning in the farmers daughter you noticed a woman promptly positioned in your way. Some bandits killed her father and she just stuck around Until you hit the local tavern and drank too much whiskey you ran off to fetch her some pearls then while digging for CLAMS You met a pirate man Who asked you to steal back his map. while you were finding his buried treasure you happened to find a letter that forced you into a coffee shop and here you sit.
always fell for the macguffin Now you caught the most obvious one. Always running around, trading pelts for clues But they just kept you busy so you never traveled out of town. if you ever headed out
You'd be slaying more than dragons there's more than princesses to set free out here in the big world. your next quest is self actualization go Sattle up on that griffin. and head to the farthest town. You don't know how to make the gold right now