Imagine the first rumor. The first grunt of gossip The first finger-point of prejudice. It was probably like noticing the sunset for the first-time. How it stretched out across the entire scope of your vision,
peeled back into a city that wasn’t the one you were in, like an orange peel, one skin at a time. Eventually, the world rounded, the ice melted, ****-sapiens grew taller. Our voices deepened, bodies thickened.
We learned to survive the cold, the floods, the irrational wars, and crescent-mooned nights underneath tinned roofs. Then came the enlightenment, the evolution of speech. The first cousin of Germanic
languages; the second cousin of Romantic languages. And then the first rumor. The first appraisal of good or bad actions of people hardly known. I imagine my ancestors, 1.9 million years ago, grunting
with raised brow in her partner’s direction. Pointing at two men crouching behind a large, fallen boulder. Pointing at a man who belongs to her neighbor, crawling out of a cave that doesn’t belong to him.
They are probably turning over in their bone-filled graves as I think of what to say next, laughing at how far we haven’t come from the ghouls of gossip, discussing how out of all the occupations in this world:
bricklayer, lawyer, educator, their descendant chose this noble profession, this calling up of events.