The momment I realized facebook was a pokedex for people Was the moment I realized I don't want to catch them all.
Some pokemon aren't worth the trouble. Let alone making it double.
Abra for instance, I understand you like spooning but if you're going to teleport every time I throw the Pokeball, maybe it's best you stay in the cave.
cubone: Did you ever think maybe, wearing the skull of your dead mother for protection might mean you have some serious family baggage?
Pidgey: I shouldn't have to keep buying repels to keep you away. If I stroll through the tall grass You appear every five minutes Without realizing I AM IGNORING YOU. Perhaps you should wait until I throw another ball.
I'm trying to catch different pokemon right now Who fit my team better Have the Nature I want.
You had your chance to be in my party When I fed you that Razz berry threw the first ball. Caught you. then you Evolved into this big mouthed Golbat About to swallow me whole.
Trainers. Stop spending time on toxic pokemon Poisen types, koffing and wheezing. Psychic types that play you puppet.
Don't throw the ball to them Let their grass rustle. Walk on by I'm transfering mine in for candies Catching Shinies legendaries whom there are only one of in this world.
I stopped trying to catch them all. I'm searching the high ground taking time to look at their move set Running around town with them.
We'll EV train each other, Get every badge together. BEAT THE ELITE FOUR Get knocked down Go to the pokecenter Do, do, dodo DO! Get right back up, together. Because it's not about catching them all. It's about healing the ones that you have.