You were such a worry wart. You would dwell on the possibility of us breaking up. You always said if and when the relationship ends, you’d **** yourself. You said you couldn’t live without me, but then you dumped me. Although months have passed without response from you, I haven’t come across your name in the newspaper nor has it come up on the television. I know you won’t **** yourself. I don’t want you to, but what I want is for you to stop being such a worry wart.