We used to celebrate the fifteenth of May as the day we first started dating. Though you thought the fifteenth was the correct date, we did not start our relationship in May. We started in June, a few weeks after my graduation. The fifteenth of May was the day we first started dating, but we only dated for a week, and then you dropped the let’s stay friends bit. A month later, we tried again, and that try lasted for two years. Perhaps the superstition of our first fifteenth brought us to where we are, perhaps not. But the fifteenth of May is in a few weeks, so where are you, my friend?