He’s like a ham actor Who has only one goal To see himself in The starring role. Talent doesn’t matter As long as he is zealous. If he bombs it’s because Everyone else is jealous.
He goes flap, flap his yap But be careful, it’s a trap. He loves to holler up a storm. But has no talent to perform.
He thinks he is a superstar Just waiting to be crowned. Others say behind his back He’s nothing but a clown. All he needs is a big red nose And he’s working ******* that. He thinks he’s the big ****, But really, he’s just a pratt.
He goes moan, moan and groan But leave him totally alone And while he swears he is fine He will fail to remember his lines.
All the world is a stage, it’s true So politics is like theater, too. And this poor clown with big feet Tries to deliver his speeches sweet But his lies trip him in the last scene. He ends up looking false and mean.
He lies and lies his lullabies And tries to act so famously wise. But he only fools the less than bright. The rest know he’s just not right.