here’s what i’ll do a good british thing i’ll queue get to the front, lean on the counter (chipped and worn and scratched formica) ‘One memory preservation order please’ (it always pays to be polite) ‘That’s not how it works, here’s the form’ (form i can) thankyouthankyouthanksverymuch many boxes to tick many scratches to itch complete finally, submitted with its appropriate fee in a few weeks, two or three i’ll receive an unbreakable, unviolatable memory