If you want to give yourself away
Who am I to judge
I'm the one who can't control myself
In the presence of candy cane chocolate swirl fudge

But if you want to sell yourself
Make sure it's for a good price
It may look like fun right now
Eventally it's your soul that is sacrificed

So if you want to hang out tonight I'm down
Everybody knows you cheat
But please trim your toenails first
You keep ripping my sheets