If you could see us now, huddled up on this bathroom floor like the wet towel in the corner, a most-likely-used toilet brush covered in ash & hair is the next closest thing in arm's reach to a real statement.
You want to know what it's about? You do not want to know what it's about.
To dunk those pearly whiteheads in oil and expect a brighter shine would just be silly.
Take the bedazzlings from their feet and what is left to judge that which they do not want to know?