I at one time had this "unimportant" Thing called "friends," We used to play and run about, Nowadays it's jut a waste of time, Don't even have a clue where to find "my crowd," I'm just another face in the crowd, oh joy. I'd probably get left behind anyway, It's how people are these days, Don't know if you'll come out to play, But then again who cares, it's 'cause I'm "gay!" No matter what it's all my fault, I'm to blame, So now my life will be a waste, I'll never be the same, But at least I still have my health and the joy of being A complete and total "human pain!"