His car engine hummed as he sit, Headlights shining through the dark onto the stone step. Music softly bumps the night as she descends the doorway. Curly full brown hair. Bright green eyes. Pink sweatpants and a flirty bathing suit top. He had never tamed one of these before. Usually he finds cute neon haired creatures With drug habits and back stories. This girl goes to bars. She's had two kids. She knows what she wants, Tonight it's him.
They Park before the covered bridge. Sit on rock by the water. Full moon beams down and brightens the night She speak of how the full moon Makes the old folks at the nursing home go Zombie horde. Wrinkled outstretched bone sacks moaning and crying. He speak of how their jobs complete opposite. She helps old ladies, and he cons them into Buying vitamins they don't need. He notes how before they even met She was already fixing his mistakes.
Splashes and giggles are heard across the way. They follow the sounds of adventure barefoot. Stumble upon two lovebirds and a rope swing.
The lovebirds call at them. "Join us!"
Various hunks of withered rope are tied off Macgyver'd in ways that look dangerous. There no platform or solid ground to stand on. The girl confused as to how exactly one could use this thing. She tries She goes swinging right for the tree.
The boy stands on the sandy ledge and cringes. Taking in all his surroundings. Rope swinging, he notes, Is not something he'd be good at.
Splash
The lovebirds heckle and cheer as he stand there Realizing it appears like he's going to jump. The girl, rises from the lake clumsily She drenched beautiful disaster. "That was terrifying"
The boy steps back from the ledge. "I don't think I'm physically capable of doing that." He embarrassed. The lovebirds laugh at him as they leave. "I feel bad for the guy" they say.
"They were kind of bullies" The girl says about the lovebirds. "You think so? I like them." Says the boy.
They pack the sandy clothes into the car. Head back to stone step. Girl invites boy inside. They lay on mattress Watch "Orange is the new black." A dog sleeps between them.
They pet the dog together Occasionally brushing fingers. Awkward fumbling shyness She'd never had a geek before. He's the first one to sit here like this Usually she's already being objectified. He cared enough to talk. She never realized how impatient she was.
She changes into pajamas. He doesn't get the hint. She gets up and lights candles. He still doesn't get the hint. She turns her back to him The boy sets an alarm for 5:00am on his phone. He has work at 7:45 He puts an arm around her. She is comfortable. She is waiting. He's too respectful The boy is happy to finally have found a girl he can wake up next too. He's so happy that he never falls asleep
The alarm goes off and the boy says goodbye. He finally kisses her. He thought it was a goodbye kiss. She had other plans. Soft hands slip down and undo the boys belt. Finally, the boy understands. He moves on top of her. "Do you have... uhh.." the girls hands make an awkward balloon gesture. "N-not with me... I have some in the car, should I grab one? or just leave?" The girl looks desperately at the boy. "Go grab one." "Right!" He steps into the unfamiliar kitchen and starts walking down the staircase to his car. "This is uncomfortably awkward" he says Grabbing the Trusty Square Artifact. Return upstairs They kiss again. She starts to remove clothes. He unwrap the good decision. Suddenly they hear screaming on the T.V. "NO! STOP! Stop it! NO!" He looks at the television and sees doggett's absent eyes look back at him. The boy looks back to the beautiful woman below him. He sits back, defeated. "I'm sorry but it is apparently not in the cards tonight." "I understand. Wow." she reply He awkwardly place the opened ****** on her dresser The boy kisses her goodbye. The girl lay there thinking about the night. How terribly the night ended. How she needs to call that boy again.