Have you ever seen it rain cats and dogs How about a dumb bell or dumb waiter Or a road runner Have you ever seen a blue whale Maybe he's just depressed How about a stool pigeon Or is it a pigeon stool I have seen a mocking bird They are loud , obnoxious , and on my Mailbox they leave . . . (rhymes with words) Bobby pin A temporary permanent How about a hot plate , yeah me too ! Or a cat on a hot tin roof A mega phone (probably not portable) Or walk down the up escalator A bat out of Hell Naw , I prefer fried chicken fingers