I’m not big enough I’m not strong enough It isn’t wide enough It isn’t long enough. I’ve hear them all You are not the first. Not the best and certainly You are not the worst.
Princess Tiny Meat That surely is me. As uninteresting As a guy can be. No fun in bed, but How would they know? They take one look And away they go.
I’m not rich enough Car’s not worth enough. I live in the wrong place No work done on my face. Don’t know the right folks. Don’t know the right jokes. Don’t know the right dances. Not worth taking chances.
Princess Tiny Meat That surely is me. As uninteresting As a guy can be. No fun in bed, but How would they know? They take one look And away they go.
Not butch enough, yet Who cares about that? What matters in their soul Is a big one for their hole. It must be a big opening That keeps them hoping For an arm-sized toy For such a fixated boy.
Princess Tiny Meat That surely is me. As uninteresting As a guy can be. No fun in bed, but How would they know? They take one look And away they go.
There must be no talking; Nothing but constant poking Will satisfy the size-****. Nothing matters but their ****. No exchange of ideas or Hobbies they can explore. There is only getting laid. And the conquests they made.
Princess Tiny Meat That surely is me. As uninteresting As a guy can be. No fun in bed, but How would they know? They take one look And away they go.
It doesn’t take long to see Where the gems can be Among a sea of phonies And disco show-ponies. So, I tell them right away There’s no bologna here today. It runs off the size-queens And leaves human beings.
Princess Tiny Meat That surely is me. As uninteresting As a guy can be. No fun in bed, but How would they know? They take one look And away they go.