I like to do those quizzes in glossy bubbles that you find in Cosmopolitan and Elle and Seventeen.
Which girl should I be?
Should I dump paper flowers on my milkmaid braid? Long skirts, long chains, and Beatles on my radio during their βIndianβ phase?
Should I paint it all black, strip life down to a *******, blare punk at full scream, and cram my toes in ratty Docs, smash all emotion into smithereens?
Should I sugar-coat my mouth with Maybelline, button up collars, laughs, opinions, read books on behaving just like a daydream, sip teas, bake cookies, aim for Ivy Leagues?
Which gilded box do I crawl into? Which skin to don this week? Which fashion editor-friendly stereotype to fulfil?