If god was a real person , I'd sue . For floppy ***** , And gaping eye sockets . Misplaced fat pockets Stretch marks and paranoid doobs. For photoshopped pictures And singles mixers And never being able to properly chew My words Before I spit them out For men that don't ask before they mount And for all the doubt . For protesters in front of abortion Clinics and mimics . And being more creative without your adoration . For false salvation .