It's our anniversary
I wrote you a poem
You're so much fun
I love you a ton
Sometimes my legs rub
Together because of you
Although I wish yours
Were rubbing mine too.

It's our anniversary
I wrote you a poem
I hope you enjoy it
Our kids in their nursery
You can read it to them

I'm normally better at these things
But I get a little flustered
When I'm thinking about
How much I love you
And
How much your kisses
Are what I Need
To wake me up

I love you so I wrote another poem
This one should be better
God there's not a lot that rhymes with poem
At least, not to a letter.

I love you, you love me
Always together we should be

Talking to you is my ******
And baby you are such a heroine.
I don't think we should name our kid owen.
And it'll be fun to coordinate on Halloween.

Loving you is different every day.
Fun, new and exciting all the time.
Romantic and ******, all topics are in play.
And baby just for you, I'll find any rhyme
and
any rhythm to tell you how I feel.
Because I know one day before you I'll kneel
With the super-compressed carbon
on a circle of gold
And we'll be together, even as we grow old.

When the dew on the grass
Feels like the little blades are licking you
But you know it's just water
And Mosquitos cloud around you
Like blood hounds

When the sun shines on a clear blue sky
Everything's so bright
Too bright
Because it's winter and the snow is blinding
Like disharmony in sour chromatic feelings

When a candy apply turns rotten
Because all the candy ran out
And now it's just the under-ripened apple
CRUNCH!
There goes a tooth.

             ...

When love happens.

And now I begin my time too
Always thinking there to be
A listless person sad unhappy
But all I find is you.

Once upon a dreary sire
Into the taboo desire
You've since found a happy place
In a can of mace.




So now that I've moved on to see
A long time ago, there to me
On a shore so far away
You'll be there, a place I'd stay.