gup: Poems

783 · Apr 2017

Apex Predators

gup Apr 2017

Apex Predators

'How to Eat Fried Worms'
was ironic 'cause one day
worms will eat them back.

even dinosaurs got eventually decomposed by worms. those must've been some huge worms like dang

#darkhumor

733 · Apr 2017

Recreational Racism

gup Apr 2017

Recreational Racism

If I were a ****
member, I would joust other
members with our hats.

get it cuz they pointy lol epic meme

#darkhumor

477 · May 2017

Brand Loyalty

gup May 2017

Brand Loyalty

I was once asked, "Hey,
wanna do some coke?" "No." Drank
my Pepsi with pride.

drugs are bad unless theyre good drugs in which case theyre good

#drugs #soda

370 · Apr 2017

Rock Diversity

gup Apr 2017

Rock Diversity

They say no rocks are
of the same size, shape, or form.
Test tube rock babies.

we were talking about rocks in physics ****

#diversity

300 · May 2017

Sky's the Limit!

gup May 2017

Sky's the Limit!

You know what I hate?
Somebody cutting you off
from finishing your

art limitations are neato

#conformity

284 · May 2017

"Fly Like an Eagle!"

gup May 2017

"Fly Like an Eagle!"

I fly like a chick-
-en. Not only am I scared
sick, but I can't fly.

tbh this is a serious one about how i feel almost daily, but i didn't mean for it to be that way.

#anxiety

267 · Apr 2017

God is Watching

gup Apr 2017

God is Watching

Welcome to Judgement!
We'll start with your web histor-
-y. ...Are you hiding?

God has evolved to our technological age boys

#religion

264 · May 2017

Existential Crisis

gup May 2017

Existential Crisis

Really, if you think
about it, everyone is
dead. Just not quite yet.

wow i'm deep

#ithinkalot

239 · Feb 2018

spleep

gup Feb 2018

spleep

I need to rest. I
haven't slept in days. My bags
have bags. Let me die.

wakey wakey eggs and get up you sack of trash its time to exist

#haiku

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