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May 2015 Colleen Lyons

Edna Sweetlove

I watched my mother *******
Through the toilet keyhole
When I was aged about twelve.

I think I should re-phrase that.
I watched through the keyhole
As my mother ****** into the toilet.

I didn't mean to imply that
I watched whilst my mother
****** through the keyhole.

That would have called for accuracy
Beyond the average female capability.
Sorry for any confusion there.

#humour #wee-wee #urination #toilet-time

May 2015 Colleen Lyons

If I Were A Soldier

May 2015 Colleen Lyons

Bipolaroid Gingerlust

If I Were A Soldier

If I were a soldier
All ****** and bribed
I would go down by the trenches
On a tank time joy ride
If I were a soldier
Death would be my game
For all the wrong reasons
They will remember my name
If I were a soldier
I'd say my farewells
Down the barrel of a ******
And straight down to hell
If I were a soldier
Wounded by pride
For a country not worth this
Lest we forget,
I have died

#war #desperate #fight #country #pride #soldier #wounds #propaganda

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