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 Oct 2019
Mark Toney
A well-groomed matador José
Liked to moisturize with Oil of Olay
His hands lost their grip
The cape it did slip
He was gored as he cried out "¡Olé!"
6/12/2018 - Poetry form: Limerick - Copyright © Mark Toney | Year Posted 2018
 Oct 2019
Mark Toney
A farmer who was looking for change
Produced limericks that were free-range
He achieved great success
His limericks were best
And gluten-free -isn't that strange?
11/3/2018 - Poetry form: Limerick - I'm cooking up some poetry2go including free-range limericks, antibiotic free and gluten-free. Isn't that strange? - Copyright © Mark Toney | Year Posted 2018
 Oct 2019
Mark Toney
A woman arrived early from Minsk
Hoping to get a nod from the prince
His procession went by
She never caught his eye
Now her fondness for him is past tense
11/5/2019 - Poetry form: Limerick - Serving up some more free-range limericks! :) - Copyright © Mark Toney | Year Posted 2018
 Oct 2019
Mark Toney
A lady from Rentz thought it neat
Hoping in London the prince to meet
He passed her that day
Looking the other way
She'll have to go back to Rentz and repeat
11/10/2018 - Poetry form: Limerick - Rentz is a town in Laurens County, Georgia USA - Copyright © Mark Toney | Year Posted 2018
 Oct 2019
Mark Toney
moustached monoku critic channels Seinfeld - no haiku for you
1/4/2019 - Poetry form: Monoku - Copyright © Mark Toney | Year Posted 2019
 Oct 2019
Mark Toney
Al created the algorithm
One late night as Tipper danced with him
The thought came by chance
As they freestyle danced
Initially dubbed "Al Gore Rhythm!"
4/17/2019 - Poetry form: Limerick - After all the buzz in 1999 about Al Gore creating the internet, I thought it would be fun to write a limerick about him creating the algorithm too ;) - Copyright © Mark Toney | Year Posted 2019

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