
jakind
This is the story about a boy, a name, which happens to be Jacob Asher Kind, a nickname, which happens to just be Jake, a projected year of graduation, 2016, an origin, none other than the quaint town of Furlong, and a list of won4derful (yes, that is won4derful, pronounced wun-for-dur-ful) activities said boy enjoys on the campus of George School. Those activities include consuming food in the Dining Hall and painting and drawing in the majestic kingdom of wooden planks and crumpled paper that is The Art Room. So join said boy in the story, and learn his “quirky facts.” Some “quirky facts” include said boy’s ability to Netflix for multiple days without movement of the muscles, besides eye movement and at various occasions / jaw / dropping / movements. / Jaw dropping.
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