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"incest" poems
Grandpa sits in his favorite chair, Spots his granddaughter and starts to stare, Whips out his **** and starts to stroke, He knows it’s his granddaughter he wants to poke, Calls her over and says, “Pretty please.” Come on granddaughter get on your knees, She does as she’s told and ***** him with zest, Because she knows ****** is best. Uncle Roy decides to give it a whirl, He likes to dress his nephew up as a girl, Likes to see him in silk and lace, Lipstick and makeup on his face, Imagining him with heels on his feet, As he sits there and starts to stroke his meat, He’d love to put him to the test, Because he knows ****** is best. Mother decides to get in on the act, Her and her son have a special pact, While her husbands at work she gets in his bed, Pulls down his pants and starts giving him head, Son likes his mom dressed up in her lace, As he shoots his load all over her face, He knows his mom is better than the rest, Because he knows ****** is best. Sister and brother are a special pair, It’s more than a last name these two share, Brother Bill can’t believe his luck, Having a sister that likes to **** Says, “Hey Sis, come on over here.” As he bends her over and takes her rear, Going at it like animals it becomes a real fuckfest, Because they both know ****** is best. Father can’t believe his daughter is so kind, She’s on her knees as he takes her behind, She moans and screams and starts to cry, Says, “Hey Daddy, you’re my kind of guy.” Daddy tells her ****** is the better way, It’s a game the whole family can play, Daddy treats his daughter like an honored guest, Because they both know ****** is best. 11-27-09b.
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Dec 23, 2011
Dec 23, 2011 at 1:20 AM UTC
****** Is Best
Grandpa sits in his favorite chair, Spots his granddaughter and starts to stare, Whips out his **** and starts to stroke, He knows it’s his granddaughter he wants to poke, Calls her over and says, “Pretty please.” Come on granddaughter get on your knees, She does as she’s told and ***** him with zest, Because she knows ****** is best. Uncle Roy decides to give it a whirl, He likes to dress his nephew up as a girl, Likes to see him in silk and lace, Lipstick and makeup on his face, Imagining him with heels on his feet, As he sits there and starts to stroke his meat, He’d love to put him to the test, Because he knows ****** is best. Mother decides to get in on the act, Her and her son have a special pact, While her husbands at work she gets in his bed, Pulls down his pants and starts giving him head, Son likes his mom dressed up in her lace, As he shoots his load all over her face, He knows his mom is better than the rest, Because he knows ****** is best. Sister and brother are a special pair, It’s more than a last name these two share, Brother Bill can’t believe his luck, Having a sister that likes to **** Says, “Hey Sis, come on over here.” As he bends her over and takes her rear, Going at it like animals it becomes a real fuckfest, Because they both know ****** is best. Father can’t believe his daughter is so kind, She’s on her knees as he takes her behind, She moans and screams and starts to cry, Says, “Hey Daddy, you’re my kind of guy.” Daddy tells her ****** is the better way, It’s a game the whole family can play, Daddy treats his daughter like an honored guest, Because they both know ****** is best. 11-27-09b.
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A form of love which lost its boundaries needs to be nurtured from the beginning to have an ending love has boundaries lust has a beginning at every ending now just shut up and bounce cersei ! §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ Jamie lannister ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Mar 11, 2015
Mar 11, 2015 at 7:20 AM UTC
******
He took away 13 years From me yet He's the one who cried I didn't know it was wrong I told him it was alright And that's the night he said He loved me But he told me not to tell And that's when i understood Brothers shouldn't touch sisters And my world collapsed and fell
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Mar 12, 2014
Mar 12, 2014 at 10:35 PM UTC
******
Smelly Red Neck I knew a man who was a smelly red neck, this poor fellow was always having a wreck. Two whole teeth and can barely read, drinks his ***** and smokes his **** Blind in one eye, can't see out the other, his sister is also his mother. It's a family filled with ****** born and raised in the southern mid-west. Twelve toes and eight fingers, grandma ***** by a gang of ******* He was mostly white, with a big black ***** Daisy Duke calls him Enos. Hair is red, ***** are blue, when it comes to words, he knows a few. Can't drive a car, can't ride a bike, strongly believes in the Third ***** Dumber than an old door **** never had a god **** job. The laughing stock of the town, underwear is always sticky brown. Has one ear and three ******* even gets picked on by the cripples. Ten feet tall, with an IQ of twenty, gets hard when he sees a penny. Family was killed in a tractor accident, there he sat naked in an over-sized cabinet. Being molested by every perverted predator, started to crack from all the pressure. Grabs a gun and goes out shooting, it's the devils work and he was recruiting. Police came and shot him dead, saying **** he had a big black head.
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Nov 30, 2013
Nov 30, 2013 at 8:00 PM UTC
Smelly Red Neck
Check back soon to resume and consume every tight-lipped, slack-jawed fool in the room. See, it's all what you know as the fires start to grow and the future burns slow. Keep your eyes on the ceiling, and your antenna feelers feelin', for when your senses stop reeling, you will finally start believing. Kick-back to the basics, not too far from the basement, and close enough to show that **** really isn't basic. It's another mid-west, ****** ******** freak show. Another evening drinking whiskey with the seedling's peep-show. So, it's time to relax and relapse into acidified broken synapse. The lights keep flickering and the couples keep bickering: ***** I am not above homicidal snickering.” I steer clear of these diversions, and wander past the sermons, just to chew up all the crooked talk and spittle out inversions. I shovel mockery to hypocrisy, pin-prick the empty ***** whose passions lack predicates, and in the background, I'll be complexifying my medic-kit: ketamine, morphine, ecstasy; marijuana, mushrooms, LSD. Watch those ******* jitter-bug college ***** procreate while sloppy drunk, but keep an honest eye on the flies that will rise above – then fall back down in existential angst, like: “Dear God, why must I be free? Oh, God! Why is every universal eye on me? I'm just another acid war veteran, sneakin' through these gutters with pestilence and bitter sin. When they reach the promised land of golden clouds and holding hands, I'll be underground with the slugs and the spider band.” Yet here I sit, sick of sippin' poisons with illiterates. So, let the skies fall and the buildings crash, as you stand on the wall with a fist full of cash. I'll be on the front lawn, picketing for dawn, while the night around me slowly ambles on.
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Aug 21, 2012
Aug 21, 2012 at 12:23 AM UTC
Kentucky Fry-day
Check back soon to resume and consume every tight-lipped, slack-jawed fool in the room. See, it's all what you know as the fires start to grow and the future burns slow. Keep your eyes on the ceiling, and your antenna feelers feelin', for when your senses stop reeling, you will finally start believing. Kick-back to the basics, not too far from the basement, and close enough to show that **** really isn't basic. It's another mid-west, ****** ******** freak show. Another evening drinking whiskey with the seedling's peep-show. So, it's time to relax and relapse into acidified broken synapse. The lights keep flickering and the couples keep bickering: ***** I am not above homicidal snickering.” I steer clear of these diversions, and wander past the sermons, just to chew up all the crooked talk and spittle out inversions. I shovel mockery to hypocrisy, pin-prick the empty ***** whose passions lack predicates, and in the background, I'll be complexifying my medic-kit: ketamine, morphine, ecstasy; marijuana, mushrooms, LSD. Watch those ******* jitter-bug college ***** procreate while sloppy drunk, but keep an honest eye on the flies that will rise above – then fall back down in existential angst, like: “Dear God, why must I be free? Oh, God! Why is every universal eye on me? I'm just another acid war veteran, sneakin' through these gutters with pestilence and bitter sin. When they reach the promised land of golden clouds and holding hands, I'll be underground with the slugs and the spider band.” Yet here I sit, sick of sippin' poisons with illiterates. So, let the skies fall and the buildings crash, as you stand on the wall with a fist full of cash. I'll be on the front lawn, picketing for dawn, while the night around me slowly ambles on.
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why do we always inspire the young who idolise and idealise, make the middle-aged merchants and are spoken of by the old as necessary memories by way of rekindling their own memories of youth not travelled upon the paths of the various arts? modern world decided to depict the **** perfect family as a form of ****** now we're told the perfect family is within reach of our genetic understanding of things and how easily synthesised, how easily synthesised and rarely analysed to be mutually bored before the television content and silent... raising a family these days almost feels like committing an act of ******
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Mar 6, 2016
Mar 6, 2016 at 7:07 PM UTC
******
They cry for Nationalism and they seek purity but all they will find is ****** and pride We all want our individuality We all want our sense of being However, these fanatic imbeciles do not realise that in order to achieve individuality we need to achieve understanding in being an individual.
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Jan 19, 2011
Jan 19, 2011 at 6:22 AM UTC
White Pride
****** addiction. Baby ****** ****** Self **** your own soul.
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Mar 16, 2013
Mar 16, 2013 at 1:09 AM UTC
Taboo offensive
12/30/2013 I Met the **** Hater Have you ever seen someone so beautiful that you felt like crying? Have you ever felt so utterly Disgusted by someone that you wished they were dying? Do you think I feel gay guts and gayness in my genes? Or did society manufacture me - one of their gay liberal machines. I'm not sure which is better, Either  way you'll make me a martyr. But I'll be your Hester Prynne baby with my Big Gay Letter. I cannot erase that look on his face. when he told me **** **** Go Away. I'll punch you in the face just for being Gay. A separation of message and mind. Hateful judgment is not hard to find. When I stand in the shower, or sit down on a park bench, I'm a **** to him clear as gay. It's like he thinks I ate some magic flower. My girlfriends don't fare much better - to him called a bar ***** This guy is the part of society that makes being gay scary to say. He thinks Gays making out in public can't be allowed. He thinks Legalized gay marriages should be disavowed. He thinks Animal *** ********** and ****** are because of gays. He thinks Gay **** between two women might be more okay. He thinks *** should **** more gay people. He thinks Criminalizing ****** would make things more equal. He thinks Adam's choice of Eve or Steve is all that matters. He doesn't care about myself, or your heart's fragile rathers. This man is the **** Hater. Not a rare breed at all. He could be your waiter, or your teacher, maybe even your sales assistant at the mall. I Met the **** Hater, while I made out with a guy at the bar. The **** Hater was kinda old, yet strong and tall. But I didn't fall down. or become dehumanized. When I caught a glimpse of his face and saw that utter look of Disgust that I just cannot erase. I saw it in his face - the **** Hater's 'Homo Hate.'
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Dec 30, 2013
Dec 30, 2013 at 6:58 PM UTC
I Met the **** Hater
12/30/2013 I Met the **** Hater Have you ever seen someone so beautiful that you felt like crying? Have you ever felt so utterly Disgusted by someone that you wished they were dying? Do you think I feel gay guts and gayness in my genes? Or did society manufacture me - one of their gay liberal machines. I'm not sure which is better, Either  way you'll make me a martyr. But I'll be your Hester Prynne baby with my Big Gay Letter. I cannot erase that look on his face. when he told me **** **** Go Away. I'll punch you in the face just for being Gay. A separation of message and mind. Hateful judgment is not hard to find. When I stand in the shower, or sit down on a park bench, I'm a **** to him clear as gay. It's like he thinks I ate some magic flower. My girlfriends don't fare much better - to him called a bar ***** This guy is the part of society that makes being gay scary to say. He thinks Gays making out in public can't be allowed. He thinks Legalized gay marriages should be disavowed. He thinks Animal *** ********** and ****** are because of gays. He thinks Gay **** between two women might be more okay. He thinks *** should **** more gay people. He thinks Criminalizing ****** would make things more equal. He thinks Adam's choice of Eve or Steve is all that matters. He doesn't care about myself, or your heart's fragile rathers. This man is the **** Hater. Not a rare breed at all. He could be your waiter, or your teacher, maybe even your sales assistant at the mall. I Met the **** Hater, while I made out with a guy at the bar. The **** Hater was kinda old, yet strong and tall. But I didn't fall down. or become dehumanized. When I caught a glimpse of his face and saw that utter look of Disgust that I just cannot erase. I saw it in his face - the **** Hater's 'Homo Hate.'
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I had a gf that used to get called a feminazi, but no one ever called me a feminanarchist; I think what we really were is Feminihilists. FFP opposed *********** defined as the sexualized degradation, ********** humiliation, objectification, subjugation, violation,       psychological annihilation, exploitation,  & violence against women as distinguished from erotica based on the mutuality       of power and pleasure. According to FFP's pioneering founder Page Mellish, *********** provides the training for ****** assault & **** results in the objectification of women; affects women's ability to get equal rights & equal pay, & encourages men to associate *** with violence;  Page ultimately claimed that _all_ feminist issues | [    ,      ], [          ] are rooted in *********** &   in a 1986 letter to the editor of The Wall Street Journal, she asserted that FFP is "not against love & not against *** Page held that all men or women who did not fight against *********** were accountable for the violence against women, claiming that women who enjoy *********** or rough *** had internalized the male [gaze] & | male definitions of power Page's positions on *********** have been debated outside FFP, including with respect to porn's agency on crime & feminist & gay definitions of **** Legislation alone was not a solution, according to Page; it was also necessary to remove _"the need for **** vehemently anti-censorship & pro-sex, Page taught me to show everything from all sides; my other feminista professors were pro-monogamy [patriarchy] while Page was a combat boot wearing girly-girl; she had these cute little doe-eyed Q's following her around carrying the placards [        ] for her spontaneous demonstrations against underwear
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Aug 21, 2018
Aug 21, 2018 at 5:54 AM UTC
ode on page, feminist & mentor
I had a gf that used to get called a feminazi, but no one ever called me a feminanarchist; I think what we really were is Feminihilists. FFP opposed *********** defined as the sexualized degradation, ********** humiliation, objectification, subjugation, violation,       psychological annihilation, exploitation,  & violence against women as distinguished from erotica based on the mutuality       of power and pleasure. According to FFP's pioneering founder Page Mellish, *********** provides the training for ****** assault & **** results in the objectification of women; affects women's ability to get equal rights & equal pay, & encourages men to associate *** with violence;  Page ultimately claimed that _all_ feminist issues | [    ,      ], [          ] are rooted in *********** &   in a 1986 letter to the editor of The Wall Street Journal, she asserted that FFP is "not against love & not against *** Page held that all men or women who did not fight against *********** were accountable for the violence against women, claiming that women who enjoy *********** or rough *** had internalized the male [gaze] & | male definitions of power Page's positions on *********** have been debated outside FFP, including with respect to porn's agency on crime & feminist & gay definitions of **** Legislation alone was not a solution, according to Page; it was also necessary to remove _"the need for **** vehemently anti-censorship & pro-sex, Page taught me to show everything from all sides; my other feminista professors were pro-monogamy [patriarchy] while Page was a combat boot wearing girly-girl; she had these cute little doe-eyed Q's following her around carrying the placards [        ] for her spontaneous demonstrations against underwear
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My heart pounds for your smile, Dogbreath I like you more than a ****** likes **** you may be family and I may call you bro but it’s not ****** when you’re a Juggalo. I’ll never forget the day that we met one kiss and I wanted to be your Juggalette my passion for you burns like a thousand suns it can’t be contained even if I were restrained by nuns. My desire for you isn’t even satirical if you think about it it’s kind of a miracle drawn together like magnets – how do they work? and the way you touch my **** drives me berserk. You wrangle records like a big money rustla I like Lady Gaga and ain’t much of a hustla I was born this way, but my heart can grow bigga if you’ll take my hand and say you’re my *****
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Apr 21, 2012
Apr 21, 2012 at 7:37 PM UTC
My Hatchet Is On Fire
Ballerina stance leaner porcelain poised demeanor lined up for a chance at that old 500 gram repeater. Yeah, a little firecracker, a little fire eater. Twiggy figure, ****** fire dome where her little wires teeter. Excellent muse material my ***** optics viewed ethereal Beauty, and she knew it. Arrogance. Noted, duly. Pittsburgh's resident fire ant, with a grace to match her face And a whole crew of troglodytes racing to get a taste So thanks Angela Chase; I prefer the fantasy too. And thanks to you my chickens won't be sleeping easy in their coup. Loop Jabberwocky with Calligraphy and dabbled in polygamy. purpose: ****** cyst bubbles to the surface. Misinterpret the tongue touching and hand clutching, you were baby girlie thumb-sucking But thought more than twice about it when it came to dumb-fucking. Pretty face: check Depression: not yet Appreciating phonemes, but still a nervous wreck false carrot tops to bed, awkward with the ***** work. Near waif redhead. Pittsburgh Boys. the city lurks It's been a minute since the girl scouts got at me, I bought it. Hop in the DeLorean tell Lauren that I'm off it.
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Mar 16, 2010
Mar 16, 2010 at 2:47 PM UTC
Security Breach at The Hen House
nations commit ****** all the time; but when an individual is singled out, the collective is all in frenzy of ooh ah; tree of good and evil there for you.
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Jan 23, 2016
Jan 23, 2016 at 9:44 AM UTC
collective ******
It's hard to extol the merits of mankind and to lavish excessive praise is insane; recognize the gamut of vain emotion and treatment of our brothers that's inhumane. The natural nature of man is hardly good - Proof is found in our vocabulary; despite incredible accomplishments of this world, poor relationships of man to extremes are still carried. Our literature and news is littered with ugly views of crime and hate. For brief review of the damage perpetuated, let's take time to reiterate. There's slavery, ****** ****** torture, greed, **** hatred, genocide, racism, bigotry, fear, starvation, thievery, lasciviousness and terrorism. Uncaring predators have always existed, unable to overcome the evil within. Such conditions show our need for a loving God, to triumph over the presence and affects of sin. Author Note: From my book: Reaching Towards His Unbounded Glory The ISBN is: 1-4196-5051-3 Learn more about me and my poetry at: http://www.squidoo.com/book-isbn-1419650513/
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May 17, 2012
May 17, 2012 at 11:32 AM UTC
Poem: Human Behavior
it's not the large things that send a man to the madhouse a woman, a tire that's flat, a disease, a desire: fears in front of you, fears that hold so still you can study them like pieces on a chessboard... it's not the large things that send a man to the madhouse. death he's ready for, or ****** ****** robbery, fire, flood... no, it's the continuing series of small tragedies that send a man to the madhouse... not the death of his love but a shoelace that snaps with no time left ... The dread of life is that swarm of trivialities that can **** quicker than cancer and which are always there - license plates or taxes or expired driver's license, or hiring or firing, doing it or having it done to you, or roaches or flies or a broken hook on a screen, or out of gas or too much gas, the sink's stopped-up, the landlord's drunk, the president doesn't care and the governor's crazy. light switch broken, mattress like a porcupine; $105 for a tune-up, carburetor and fuel pump at sears roebuck; and the phone bill's up and the, market's down and the toilet chain is broken, and the light has burned out - the hall light, the front light, the back light, the inner light; it's darker than hell and twice as expensive. then there's always ***** and ingrown toenails and people who insist they're your friends; there's always that and worse; leaky faucet, Christ and Christmas; blue salami, 9 day rains, 50 cent avocados and purple liverwurst. or making it as a waitress at norm's on the split shift, or as an emptier of bedpans, or as a car wash or a busboy or a stealer of old lady's purses leaving them screaming on the sidewalks with broken arms at the age of 80. suddenly 2 red lights in your rear view mirror and blood in your underwear; toothache, and $979 for a bridge $300 for a gold tooth, and China and Russia and America, and long hair and short hair and no hair, and beards and no faces, and plenty of zigzag but no *** except maybe one to **** in and the other one around your gut. with each broken shoelace out of one hundred broken shoelaces, one man, one woman, one thing enters a madhouse. so be careful when you bend over.
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Jun 25, 2015
Jun 25, 2015 at 3:48 PM UTC
the shoelace by Charles Bukowski
it's not the large things that send a man to the madhouse a woman, a tire that's flat, a disease, a desire: fears in front of you, fears that hold so still you can study them like pieces on a chessboard... it's not the large things that send a man to the madhouse. death he's ready for, or ****** ****** robbery, fire, flood... no, it's the continuing series of small tragedies that send a man to the madhouse... not the death of his love but a shoelace that snaps with no time left ... The dread of life is that swarm of trivialities that can **** quicker than cancer and which are always there - license plates or taxes or expired driver's license, or hiring or firing, doing it or having it done to you, or roaches or flies or a broken hook on a screen, or out of gas or too much gas, the sink's stopped-up, the landlord's drunk, the president doesn't care and the governor's crazy. light switch broken, mattress like a porcupine; $105 for a tune-up, carburetor and fuel pump at sears roebuck; and the phone bill's up and the, market's down and the toilet chain is broken, and the light has burned out - the hall light, the front light, the back light, the inner light; it's darker than hell and twice as expensive. then there's always ***** and ingrown toenails and people who insist they're your friends; there's always that and worse; leaky faucet, Christ and Christmas; blue salami, 9 day rains, 50 cent avocados and purple liverwurst. or making it as a waitress at norm's on the split shift, or as an emptier of bedpans, or as a car wash or a busboy or a stealer of old lady's purses leaving them screaming on the sidewalks with broken arms at the age of 80. suddenly 2 red lights in your rear view mirror and blood in your underwear; toothache, and $979 for a bridge $300 for a gold tooth, and China and Russia and America, and long hair and short hair and no hair, and beards and no faces, and plenty of zigzag but no *** except maybe one to **** in and the other one around your gut. with each broken shoelace out of one hundred broken shoelaces, one man, one woman, one thing enters a madhouse. so be careful when you bend over.
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Way up there In the thin, thin air There sits a man Who laughs and grins And fiddles with his double chins A lunatic, if you must know He paces, paces, To and fro Not love, nor hate Does Steve perceive But TV programs make him seethe Xanax, ****** amyl poppers None of these are Steve's show stoppers Thorazine would do him good But he won't take it Like he should So Mumbling Steve will grimace/grin Until it's time to cry again His mother loved him not a whit Flushed Steve away, like so much **** He killed his daddy, uncle, too He killed that man, with Devil's Brew Mumbling Steve drank up the rest Of that that killed the old ****** Then laughed and laughed And flashed a grin Then burned off his extra chin JNc 3-16
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Mar 26, 2016
Mar 26, 2016 at 11:38 PM UTC
Mumbling Steve
A casual glance, a gentle touch, It stops at that, we know it must. A chaste embrace, an offered cheek which I dryly kiss and count it sweet. Once we’d danced around a flame- an older man, a willing maid. Both comfortable in our own skin In secret we began our sin. I know your body like my wife’s But she was elsewhere, I recall Your husband, too, was on the road When I, like Adam, had my fall. We speak of nothings, jobs, careers, Not of our existential fears. Celebrity splits, Horrid crimes, our ****** ever on our minds. We dance like moths about a flame which never must be lit again. It stops at this, we know it must a casual glance, a gentle touch.
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Dec 2, 2011
Dec 2, 2011 at 9:39 PM UTC
Forbidden
Aesthetician stares deeply into the center of a tulip             tears stream as we cry          but the earth doesn’t ethereal spectors flow about religion Washington did live in a racecar, palindrome *** Wisdom! Meowth! I haven’t since the 90’s had a soul estaban caresses his lover his wife prepares a pineapple tapeworms infest ****** inside of a colonic protestant whipped into shapely curves once withheld by the likelihood ferrari Pro-lifers are only just a fad or fling cloudy like the soft color of pink union between man and ***** Nicole smith I hope you go to h e l    l Awesome is he with a fatty slimeball foil wrapped burger SASQUATCH GONE WORLDWIDE Santeria love making ends with regret! Nay, Disgust!
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May 30, 2013
May 30, 2013 at 3:46 PM UTC
Hark! The Mind Reels
Social Injustice; from ****** to **** from kidnapping to ****** all these things our society does best How cold can you get? How do you sleep with yourself? Is your heart at rest? Do you ever not regret? We are the reason our nation is corrupt We are the reason God looks down on us I know they say God never changes and will always be compassionate But what if God gets fed up and turns his back on us? Over-taxation! Why do we have to pay so much for the food we need? Extortion! Why does the poor pay for the rich to eat? Religious Persecution! When did religion become a war of better denomination? Police Brutality! This grows each and everyday Why are we being physically, mentally and emotionally abused by our 'protectors'? What about the mothers that cry for their children? All our prayers in vain You even **** newborn babies, souls die without a name Where is your shame? Do you feel no pain? Society, we are sure to perish, if these social injustices remain the same... writers: Jenelle and Anise
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May 30, 2014
May 30, 2014 at 6:30 PM UTC
Social Injustice
Pro-nudity, absolute identity. Absentminded, ****** insanity. Black on white, white on black. Coffee stained ***** my lips are far from pure. I’ve come to see my morals have change, and I would not want it any other way.
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Oct 14, 2013
Oct 14, 2013 at 8:30 PM UTC
silence screamed
This is a formal complaint to one Cupid on behalf of the population of earth. We find that you've become somewhat, how can we put it mildly.... unsavory ever since you started drinking. We've found that you have not been taking your job seriously at all since that time We were understanding at first. Your job? It's not an easy one. It tolerates almost no failure, and requires both physical and mental capacity that is beyond what most of us can spare. However...we feel that the alcohol is affecting your judgement and character in a way that we can no longer accept. Below, we've listed the particularly heinous abuses of your power 1. Taking bets on what you can make people fall in love with. John is now smitten with a cactus while Jenny can't stay away from the inflatable Santa Claus on the Morgans' lawn. 2. Having very attractive women fall in love for your...erm...personal pleasure. That's just offensive 3. Having members of the same family fall in love. The vulgarity of it all is just appalling! It's an ****** epidemic! 4. Shooting your arrows at Rhinoceroses and then laughing as they charge a poor unsuspecting person is not funny. 5. Likewise, shooting an unsuspecting person and having them fall in love with a Rhinoceros who doesn't reciprocate is equally unfunny 6. Last, but not least...Please fix the Republican Candidates. Mitt Romney and Rick ******** are trying to get married next week. While I'm happy that they are now "for" gay marriage, this cannot be tolerated. So? Do you have anything to say for yourself? Is that alcohol I smell on your breath? You don't even care, do you? Well...we have no choice but to revok---OW! Oh dear.
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Feb 14, 2012
Feb 14, 2012 at 10:02 PM UTC
Drinking Problem
This is a formal complaint to one Cupid on behalf of the population of earth. We find that you've become somewhat, how can we put it mildly.... unsavory ever since you started drinking. We've found that you have not been taking your job seriously at all since that time We were understanding at first. Your job? It's not an easy one. It tolerates almost no failure, and requires both physical and mental capacity that is beyond what most of us can spare. However...we feel that the alcohol is affecting your judgement and character in a way that we can no longer accept. Below, we've listed the particularly heinous abuses of your power 1. Taking bets on what you can make people fall in love with. John is now smitten with a cactus while Jenny can't stay away from the inflatable Santa Claus on the Morgans' lawn. 2. Having very attractive women fall in love for your...erm...personal pleasure. That's just offensive 3. Having members of the same family fall in love. The vulgarity of it all is just appalling! It's an ****** epidemic! 4. Shooting your arrows at Rhinoceroses and then laughing as they charge a poor unsuspecting person is not funny. 5. Likewise, shooting an unsuspecting person and having them fall in love with a Rhinoceros who doesn't reciprocate is equally unfunny 6. Last, but not least...Please fix the Republican Candidates. Mitt Romney and Rick ******** are trying to get married next week. While I'm happy that they are now "for" gay marriage, this cannot be tolerated. So? Do you have anything to say for yourself? Is that alcohol I smell on your breath? You don't even care, do you? Well...we have no choice but to revok---OW! Oh dear.
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Let’s talk of love, Of sunsets, And peace, Let’s talk of roses And romance, And full glasses of champagne. Let’s, Talk of joy And having a baby, And windchimes, And feasts, And, Well, Anything. But let’s not talk of hate, Or war Or crimson rivers; Wounds crackling with pus, Popping scabs, The sizzling gashes on my face. Don’t speak of lost soldiers with forgotten limbs. Don’t think, Of discrimination, And sorrow, And divided skin. Don’t waste a single breath On misfits, Outcasts, Or widows. Ignore conversing about infants Left in the gutter, Or orphans without arms, Or bombings, Or fire in the streets. Don’t mention parents Who **** their children. I don’t want to know About ****** Trauma, And **** Don’t look at the spires Constructed of bodies, With insects crawling out holes, And eating out frowns. Absolutely never speak, Of anger and sadness And anything in between. Why bother with illness Of mind, Body, Spirit. Forget about the times When liberty bled. That’s not on my conscience. Why mention families, Torn, Apart. Why speak of agony, And brokenness, And death? Don’t speak, Of suffering At all. But let’s talk, About anything, And everything, Anything at all. As long As it’s not, You.
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Oct 6, 2018
Oct 6, 2018 at 11:14 AM UTC
Let's Talk
Fleshy is such a nasty word. Like ****** ****** is a nasty word. It's also a nasty action, but it's one of those rare, rare cases where, where the word is as bad as the action (biologically speaking). And if you combine the two: Fleshy ****** it's almost double the nasty. It's like math. Except gross (biologically speaking). What's a biologically and how does it speak? Maybe we want our science to speak for us because we've run out of thoughts. Maybe we need our experiments to show to us what we're afraid to depict ourselves. Our brains are driven toward creativity, while our world is driven toward tangibility (biologically speaking). Maybe we're just left with facts because opinions are scarce, and we're starving, clawing away at the morsels of Nature instead of the meat. biologically speaking.
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Feb 10, 2010
Feb 10, 2010 at 12:56 AM UTC
Figuratively, Metaphorically