"utube" poems
HI DUDES
I HAVE JUST DONE A COOKING SHOW, WHERE I COOKED MY FAMOIUS PIZZAS
YOU SEE I COOKED THE PIZZA, WHILE I LISTENED TO IRON MAIDEN
I LIKE TO COOK PIZZAS, ACTUALLY PIZZAS WAS A MEAL I COOK FOR PEOPLE
LIKE MATES AS THEY COME OVER, CAUSE
I AM UP WITH THE YOUTUBE JUNKIES
ON AAA YOUTUBE TV, YOU’LL FIND THE VIDEO
SO WATCH TO SEE ME MY FAMOUS PIZZARIA
Feb 6, 2015
Feb 6, 2015 at 8:59 PM UTC
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Surrounded by terrorists
She cuts her self with a razor blade and says
SEE , GUYS
I'M JUST LIKE YOU !
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They **** her
Behead her
Post it all on utube
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Her boy friend sees it
And masterbates , laughing
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Somewhere someone feels bad about all this but doesn't say anything
Cause he wants to stay popular on Hello Poetry
Where the scenario plays itself out 1000 times a day
Which is actually quite depressing
Sep 8, 2014
Sep 8, 2014 at 12:18 AM UTC
How are tornados made?
Easy answers to a seven year old’s
Curiosity are found on utube;
grandma feel so smart until,
the videos show the dead bodies of
people caught up in tornadoes.
The fury of weather terrifies a young boy;
Now the questions are about death
And whether we ever get tornadoes
In our back yard.
Still, he charms her with a
“lets watch more videos tomorrow”
May 4, 2016
May 4, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC
"I have not seen
The likes of it!"
Reads a caption
On a Facebook
Uploaded utube
That fails not
To immediately
Grab attention.
A bird is seen drawing
Close to a pool
With a speed
Starved fishes to feed
Fishes, eagerly awaiting it
To regurgitate
And drop a seed.
I reflected
Making a paradigm shift
If a bird
In a way that seems absurd
Shows such magnanimity
How then we fail
To maintain unity?
Men are becoming on
Neighbors brutal
Inflicting an attack fatal,
While animals
Are becoming humanistic
In a way that is fantastic.
Apr 24, 2019
Apr 24, 2019 at 9:55 AM UTC
going to try counting poems,
thoughts, things....
one....singular...seperate
alone......
but are we really
.......in my head....there are
so many other voices...alive
and dead....providing...insight
.....opinion......pathways....
derision....
they are all up there in the penut gallery...generations
back......family friends...people i read about in a book...peoples....whose book i read....oprah and the self help gang.....that dude on utube...and the talking cat.....
all in there...waiting with baited breath...all with two cents or more..sometime a whole dollar, even if it is a day late...
my own personal cheersquad,muppet show
critics, have a go,quit while your ahead, be a hero, your nothing but a zero, live life till your dead, don't run with scissors, take a break,c'mon get happy
all this and more...rolling
round my head...like abag of loose marbles....
so not.... one....singular...seperate
alone.....
more ..... many ..... lots
legion
vying for
15minutes on the throne
May 22, 2014
May 22, 2014 at 7:08 PM UTC
I just posted my first lyrics on utube at the link shown below
and I need as many people as possible to check it out and let me know what you think of my country song.
http://youtu.be/G1JPoA3589Q
Jul 31, 2014
Jul 31, 2014 at 11:13 PM UTC
Facebook draws at me.
Utube calls for me.
Can’t stop.
The vastness of a single square of whatever the **** internet is made of
horse ****
Eggs oranges, breakfast falls from the t.v.
interconnected by who knows what?
Not I says basically everyone.
Truer words not spoken.
Engaging poets don’t produce this ****** work.
Regrets, I have nothing also this is me pretending to be clever.
No new nuisanced nittypicky ideas left.
Enough you cry, it will end soon
Told you.
May 12, 2015
May 12, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC
No its not a play - upon a play
No words will I have assayed
To be beyond the mental test
Forth then would I be the rube
A clip then found upon Utube
Putin binaries upon the Hilliaries
Castrating the will of the majorities
Big Mac's and chicken in bed
The Fox dictates his next move
While he's contemplating his
next groove
Well America better wake up soon
They're bowing down to a baboon
But I get the feeling it's now to late
Better learn to bend over now
He's coming for the sacred cow
Mar 28, 2018
Mar 28, 2018 at 10:05 AM UTC
Channel 3 had Commander Bob;
Eyewitness news on channel 7.
Channel 4 could be watched—
Sometimes.
UHF was a twilight zone,
“Imagine if you will…”
Twiddle those rabbit ears
Tune in if you can…
Local news with a weather man
Gesticulating, cut to
“Shoe sale at Tom McCanns” or
“Save on snap peas at the A&P.”
Then cable:
240 stations with nothing on
Re-runs; if you can find ’em, tape ‘em.
Stack ‘em up and maybe watch ‘em.
Cut the cord.
Nascent net hits the nation
You tube surf to some URL,
A network station replacement…
Netflix, not Nielsen’s
Binging, not “tune in next week…“
Amazon, Hulu, Utube, or Vudo,
Storytelling bettered.
Back in the days of Commander Bob,
"Mutual of Ohmaha’s Wild Kingdom,”
Followed by “Wonderful World of Disney”
In Peacock Technicolor
Cancelled shows meant
Unfinished stories
Tangled plot-lines
Unresolved ennui.
Now, you pitch to Netflix ***** get a “yes.”
And tell a story In 6 to 10 episodes.
You won’t be canceled after number 3;
Vox populi decides Season Two.
Story arcs matter;
Just ask David Lynch.
25 years later, you magnificent *******
Agent Cooper crushes his chrysalis.
Jul 31, 2017
Jul 31, 2017 at 1:07 AM UTC