When I was just a boy
I had this dream of aliens and green things
My mother wasn't home
She had to work so my sisters and I could eat
She hired a babysitter
In her teens
She was mean and
  
My, My, My Ba- Babysitter ***** me
My, My, My Ba- Babysitter ***** me
She bit me on the ear
She licked me oh so dear
But, she ***** me
  
And then my mother beat me
And then I grew too big. see?
I lived inside a bubble of my dreams
And then I learned of airplanes
bllsht!, With their war games
That's when I took the only way to see
  
and that was
My, My, My, Ba-Babysitter ***** me
My, My, My, Ba-Babysitter ***** me
She took me to the sea
Left me with broken dreams
'Cause she ***** me
         and that's not funny
  
My babysitter ***** me
And now I've learned to live with broken bones
My babysitter ***** me
I've been the king, I was the pawn, I'm clean
When my big sister teased me
It could have been a daydream
But what I know, life's been mean to me
  
and I'm tellin' ya
My, My, My Ba-Babysitter ***** me
My, My, My Ba-Babysitter ***** me  
She bit me in the ear
She licked me oh so dear
And she ***** me
  
I told my mommy Dee
About her new employee
That babysitter worked this week for free
She took off to Missouri
Forgot to say goodbye to me
She can live there
I can live with me
  
but I don't know why
My, My, My Ba-Babysitter ***** me
My, My, My Ba-Babysitter ***** me
Why oh why oh me
Spank me spank me please
'Cause my babysitter ***** me
ooooooooh she ***** me

I am indeed ambiguous
The good, the bad, the ugly

No honors, not prestigious
So much time alone

Chapel of the Cross
At night the moon above

Celtic keeps me company
I showed her and I shone

          Inside I moan.

I had just walked in the door as I got home from work. I put my things down and saw you in the corner of my eye sitting in a chair in the front room. I didn’t think anything of it at first, but as I turned toward you again I could see you had a drink in your hand and a look in your eyes. You were staring straight at me, not making a sound. Then you stuck a single finger in your glass and brought it to your lips and stuck it inside your mouth and ****** on it. You pulled it out and then stuck it back in again like you were making sure I saw it and yes I certainly saw it. I walked over to where you were sitting and took a seat in the other chair across from you and just watched without saying a word. You just sat there licking your lips and staring at me. I figured you must be in a frisky mood, so I decided to play along.

I look you in the eye and tell you to take off your blouse. You look a bit surprised at first with my request, so I said it again with a bit more demand this time, but still with a smile on my face. “Take it off and show me what you got” I said. You give me this real serious look, but you do as you are told. Then I tell you to remove your bra so that I can get my eyes on those sweet ******* of yours. Once you have your bra off I tell you to lick your finger and play with your ******* while I watch. I can see them getting stiff as you circle each of the tips nice and slow. Your breathing starts getting heavy and I can tell you’re getting warm deep down inside.

Then I tell you to put your hand in your *******. So you take your hand and move it down low and let it slide inside. You close your eyes and I see your body start to respond to your own touch as your fingers start playing with your flower. I ask you how it feels, and you tell me it’s making you ache for more. I tell you to keep going and to let me watch you ******. So you keep going harder and faster until I see you come right there in front of me in your chair. Your legs spread out wide and you let out a long “ooooooooh” as your ****** rocks your entire body.

As you’re catching your breath I stand up in front of you and look down at you as you’re still gasping for air. I kneel down and pull your ******* off of you and I move my hand down to feel how wet you are. Then I move in close and stick my tongue deep into your soaked flower, licking up all you have there. You react by pulling your legs around my head as I start licking and nibbling at you. Then you grab my head from behind and push me into you and tell me “Oh yes. Deeper.” So I stick two of my fingers inside of you and slide my tongue across your button and you just about slide off the chair as you start bucking back at me as I lick you.

I have fun with this for a while and I keep hearing you yelling “Oh yes! Oh yes! I’m almost there.” Then you finally hit your ****** again and squeeze my head between your legs as it lets go. I’m keep trying to lick you through your wave and when you finish I get my head free and stand up.

I look down at you and you’re just coming back down with your legs still spread out wide and your dress all up in your waist and I can hardly keep from laughing at what a mess you are there on the chair.

As I’m ready to walk away I say “I’m going to make myself a drink. Can I get you one too?” You’re still breathing hard, but you finally reply between one of your breaths with “Yes, please. And make it a double.” I laugh and walk over to the bar with a big smile on my face, knowing this is going to be one hell of a night.

Spent my life , like currency I hadn't earned...  
Winds of vanity , filled my sails of pride,
Ooooooooh ....
Iiiiiiiiii was that lucky man..........
............
Iiiiiiii.........really thought ,
Iii...was.......
The loves I have held ,
Truth be told ........
I really was........
..........
Wanderlust in love ,
Chemical imbalance,
Butterflies my stomach
like a little too much Vicodin,,,,,
Infatuation  is such a rush,
That sweet sickening rush
Free falling in
In full admittance headlong in love with my addiction to love
Chasing a high ,
As time became a jealous thing
.....faded years from my memories.....spurned .....tiptoed past ,didn't want to disturb me .....
Now I can find no limits ....and even less remittances....  
Lost in limmerance.
Sails are slack ......lost at sea....lonely ...
Darkening the skies
Plumes  of fear
For I know what lies.......
Inside this
Burgeoning Epiphone  .....
Within my minds eye
As everything has dulled around me........
.......(silently picture a reflection of me in a tear drop from my eye caught in a wrinkle I have never seen .......
And I'm trying to avoid awaking...I don't want to see    
Whats become of me ......
I wanna go back and dream ....
Of .........
Me .....
In love .....
With me

It is going to be rough
But who gives a crap
Sitting on the tree
Like a pile of sap
Making the world spin
Out of control
Boys play with toys
Girls play with dolls
Then a man came right up to me
And said mate why don’t come here
Sipping wine and skulling beer
That is the way of the world
Then the party dudes came
Into my house
And said it’s cool to party
More often than not
If you don’t party
You will shrivel up like a prune
Every day in the middle of June
Oh yeah goes yello sing us a song you see
Hot chocolate is tasty all over
The place, once you get your hot chocolate you add a marshmallow and sink down deep into the drink saying
Party, man
I wanna play some of that rock and roll music gotta get down and boogie as each tune plays loudly rock and roll is cool
As a kid I joined the d of e award scheme where I did meals on wheels and bushwalking through the michelago bushland
Sleeping on hard wooden floors and eating food off campfire stove and that was very cool
Cool cool very very cool
Getting down not breaking the rule moving around to avoid
Problems laughing out loud
To be heard from all of the crowd ooooooooh yeah kereoke