Submit your work, meet writers and drop the ads. Become a member
Paul Hardwick Feb 2012
Met this girl today.
Her name is Jonnie Rea.
Into heavy Metal.
But to me she was like a freash petal.
All thought Jonnie Rea is young.
and I am very old.
I will be so bold.
As to say Jonnie Rea.
Will someday.
Boldly go where none have gone before.
Richmal Byrne Jan 2011
Oh Jonnie you’d rather espies

Needles in your eyes

Than be asked...

Don’t hassle me man ! you decry ,

As the fur begins to fly

And she tells you to ‘get a life’;

Now you said all there is to be said

Once you said it, citing something you read,

No point in saying it twice;

Though you turned down all offers of choice

You still speak of having no voice,

What a paradox in electric socks,

Now you’re starting to climb right out of your box,

But though Jonnie, I hardly knew you,

I saw through you, not a great view,

Poor you, poor you, poor you!

Wish I would, perhaps I should, if only I could.

But I can’t;

There’s a war on, and the milk’s gone

Off, and... oh... always something else that’s wrong

All the time, everywhere,

With that guy that you met on the stair

Who definitely wasn’t all there,

And most of the people don’t care

Enough; And the time speeds by, for the mob and I,

Though change will come, when you can add up the sum,

And the answer you find

When you peel back the rind,

You’re guaranteed not to like it,

No, no, no.. You won’t like it...
Sean Hunt Jan 2017
If the truth be told
Only half his heart was gold
The other half was steel
I wish the man they buried
Was at least a little real

It wasn’t his fault
So I’m not really sad
Because both his mum and dad
Were just a little mad

He was a little wounded
When he was a child
Too much time in the trenches
While they all went wild

I never saw them kiss
No one talks about this
Denial of the gloom
And the elephant in the room

Someone I never knew
Went into the ****** hearse
And the epitaph they wrote
Was for another person

Sean Hunt Jan 1st 2017
JCkilledme Oct 2013
I dont know if i was forcing feelings
or if i shouldve fought to hold onto the ones i had
or what
but in the midst of whatever IT was
I lost you,
and im sorry it took me so long to realize
that you had feelings
just like i do.
and i ignored them,
to benefit myself.
just like you did
to me


im sorry jonnie
Cunning Linguist Sep 2018
Triggered much
I'm the boss
Take the loss -
I'm the sauce *****,
A1

Call my bluff
Mindless thots
Gobble ****
Catch me bustin
Like it ain't nut

Go to sleep

Fighting wars with keyboards,
While Grandma knits
Globally postal
Wit that anthrax mix
only hoping that reality splits;

These Lizard overlords
be slitherin quick
Underground:
u kno this wigga, B. Hittin-Licks

I’m ****** imminent  
to infinity and beyond
This dude buzzed lightyear,
Woody full attention;
Lil Bo Peep
She be getting no sleep,
Its a methed up situation yuh

This the celebration

Make yo ****
fissure into splinters
Crack the Ripper
with my finger
on the trigger
just hope it dont slip
~make you quiver
Rock a tight sphincter

Boi got nothing to lose
u bet your *** that I deliver
Devastating maneuvers
leave you hatin fools
Like who dis kid
with parkinsons jitters

Its a disgrace
cant lace ya shoes
But tryna play catch up
**** outta my face
*****,  hail the victor ya trippin'

Make no mistake,
my alias is satan
You lost the game
Restart the mission?

Dyslexic peasant,
I brought yo presents
I'm aggressive
reckless and relentless
got a rope necklace take some lessons

Finna hit em with that finisher
Sippin licks with dinner sure
Smokin out the villagers
**** and pillage conqueror
Down the bottle slurring words
Blurring out the big pictures
Swinging from a high fixture
Slanging sherm above the curve

rello I be rollin
biscuit limp but i be blowin
Out the water laps I'm stroking
Real **** love got homies choking

Smoke bricks kick rocks
Got the socks on with the flip flops

Golf cap on my noggin
Give me top like its hats off
grab some charmin
keep that *** soft
***** gravier than thicc sauce
Like my salad full toss
About to clobber em
Jump jump ***** crisscross

Taskforce Outlaws with chainsaws
Pale horse when that bass drop

And it’s occured to me
Since I lack the courtesy
To say the pleasantries
fore i be pushing out them boundaries

Killer O.J. quenches thirst
a murderous summer is the worst
But if the glove fits, must acquit
need a magnum, Jonnie Cochran
blast em wit the Chewbacca defense

Flowerboy spit my seed *****
Loose lips in the whip aye
Firmly grasp the shaft
when I switch lanes
Pallets of ******* call me rick James
Pull up round the clock
Gone off that rock
Knocked my mf block off ***** I'm insane
Tha fire token renegade

through that snapback
Spills ya ****** brains
JCkilledme Oct 2013
I hate myself.

you were such a lovely boy,
good heart, and good intentions
and im sorry i destroyed that.
i am soooooo sorry i destroyed that
no words can amount up to how sorry i truly am.

you did not deserve the treatment i was giving you
and you do not deserve the broken heart you have now.

i watch you from time to time
to see the gray in your skin, and the pout in your lips
and to think,
thats what i did.
but i warned you
i warned you that i was not okay
and you insisted.
you tried to mend my broken heart
while i slowly sliced yours apart
and you hated jonnie for what he did to me
so should i hate myself for what i did to you?

dont answer that

because i already did.
Johnny Noiπ May 2019
Lynn Turner born December 1, 1935,
an American model, was *******
magazine's Playmate of the Month
for January 1956. Her centerfold
was photographed by Peter Gowland,
the first of his extensive ******* career.
According to The Playmate Book,
Turner did layouts for other men's
magazines, including Frolic, Jest
and Modern Man Quarterly.
age 83.

Marguerite Empey July 29, 1932 –
August 19, 2008 aged 76;
an American model, dancer and actress.
******* magazine's Playmate
of the Month in May 1955 and February
1956. The photos for her 1956
appearance were taken by soft core
**** director Russ Meyer.

In the mid to late 1960s, as a part
of the counter-culture movement
in the United States, Webber
became involved with Nudism
and appeared in numerous
Nudist publications advocating
the lifestyle such as Naked & Together:
The Wonderful Webbers by June Lange
(1967). In 1965, she traveled to Sioux
City to give evidence at the request of
the District Attorney's Office in a court
trial involving the sending of allegedly
obscene Nudist publications into Iowa,
but on arrival, instead of proving the
prosecution's case, on taking the witness
stand she gave a spirited defense
of the principles of the life-style.

In her final years she was a librarian
and archivist for a law firm.

Marian Stafford, February 7, 1931 –
August 16, 1984; an American actress
and model, ******* magazine's
Playmate of the Month for the March
1956 issue. Her centerfold was photographed
by Ruth Sondak, and was the first
to fold out to three pages. Prior to this,
centerfolds covered only two pages.

Rusty Fisher was born April 5, 1935,
was an American model and *******
Playmate of the Month for the April
1956 issue. Her centerfold was
photographed by Sam Wu. Prior to her
******* appearance, she had posed
for several other men's magazines,
often under other pseudonyms
such as Rusty Williams and Donna Fisher.
Current age, 83.

Marion Scott, a German-born
American model, ******* Playmate
of the Month for May 1956. Her
centerfold was photographed by
Herman Leonard. She was the first
foreign-born Playmate. According to
The Playmate Book, Scott emigrated
to the U.S. along with her parents
after World War II and eventually
became a fashion model
as well as a frequent cover girl
for detective magazines.

Gloria Walker, born July 16, 1937
was an American actress and model.
******* magazine's Playmate
of the Month for the June 1956 issue.
Aged 81.

Alice Denham January 21, 1927 –
January 27, 2016; an American model,
author, and former adjunct professor
of English at City University of New York.
She is the author of the novels Amo:
The feminist centerfold from outer space
(1974) and My Darling from the Lions (1968),
and the short story collection Secrets
of San Miguel (2013), as well as the novelisations
Adios, Sabata (1971) and The Ghost
and Mrs. Muir (1968). She has also published
a memoir, Sleeping with the Bad Boys (2006)
about her time among the New York circle
of writers in the fifties and sixties. She was
******* Playmate of the Month for July 1956.
Her centerfold was credited to Arthur-James
and Mike Shea. She died of complications
from ovarian cancer on January 27, 2016 at age 89.

Jonnie Nicely February 25, 1936 –
February 6, 2013, age 76, was an American
model. She was ******* Playmate
of the Month for August 1956. Her
centerfold was photographed by Hal Adams.
Nicely was originally supposed
to be a Playmate for the October 1955 issue,
but scheduling and creative conflicts
temporarily pushed her aside in favor
of Jean Moorhead. Before and after her
******* appearance, Nicely did additional
pin-up modeling, but eventually she went
on to a long career as a mechanic
at a Rockwell International B-1 bomber
plant in California.

Elsa Sørensen March 25, 1934 – April 18, 2013,
aged 79; a Danish model and Miss Denmark,
who did most of her work under the pseudonym
Dane Arden. Under her real name, she was *******
Playmate of the Month for September 1956.
Her centerfold was photographed by Peter Gowland.
She was first married to Guy Mitchell but that marriage
ended in divorce. She survived her second husband.


Janet Pilgrim June 13, 1934 – May 1, 2017,
aged 82; was an American model and office
worker for *******. She was chosen *******'s
Playmate of the Month three times:
July 1955, December 1955 and October 1956.

— The End —