briano alliano performs on venus party trap
oh yeah, bow bow come on and party on, oh yeah
get down and party and listen to everyone saying hey dudes lets party on
move on toward the next day, partying is so much fun
we get out the methane smoothies and spray it all over the dead up here
you see if you are sitting in the bedroom feeling like a hooligan
just go to bed and join me in the venus party trap and sing
we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas from everyone here
you see the videos on youtube a crackling up, but it sometimes shows a good effect
like it keeps pausing and you see the picture looking fantastic, oh yeah bow bow
you see people drinking alcohol very slowly, oh yeah, dude
you see i am a family person who loves to party, party party won’t stardy
move me, oh yeah won’t you move me
i watch all sorts of shows on youtube like entertaining christmas tree lighting ceremonies
and i try and watch stop start halloween parades on youtube, it’s got a good effect
and that is the methane dripping down on brian allan’s computer
you see i feel like someone is trying to keep with the young dudes
despite me liking what i had when i was a kid
i liked when young dudes would show me a picture, and slow it up and blow it up
and that is the reason why computers break up, but it looks cool
and then a voice comes up and says your just as messed up as the rest of us brian allan
and now here is another song titled let it shine, a copy of the christmas song let it snow
the weather outside is wonderful and the sun is so cool, yeah
and i don’t know which way oh yeah, let it shine let it shine let it shine
the bbq is slowly dying and the firemen says we have a fire ban
yeah we could blame the sun, instead we go let it shine let it shine let it shine
santa swimming in the beach enjoying his life yeah, oh yeah he hates leaving the sea yeah
the kids are enjoying santa swimming in the surf but they want santa to deliver his presents everywhere
and the men lift their beers and say, let it shine let it shine let it shine
we finally entered the pub, you see santa was there saying it’s too hot to go out in the sun
and then some drinkers came up to him and said, you must go out cause the kids are waiting for you
so santa finally left the pub and went out to every computer in the land delivering presents to everyone
and one family in kalgoorlie decided to leave santa a nice cream bun
and as santa did his run, he said let it shine let it shine let it shine
you see he flew all over Australia dude saying ** ** ** to you and as the sun was going
the sun was gone and despite us wanting it to shine, dudes, it wouldn’t and afterwards he delivered his presents
saying GOODBYE AUSTRALIA, i enjoyed swimming in your pools, oh yeah
ok, dudes and now here is another song titled i was a hooligan but not anymore
you see i went out and destroyed the earth and touched up people yeah i was bad
i want to get reformed, but i hear voices from people saying they don’t want me to get reformed
i know my old mates say my beard doesn’t suit me, but it does suit me
it makes me look like a writer and artist and it makes me enjoy my life oh yeseree
you see i love the idea of drinking and i love the idea of destroying lives of old conservos, kick ‘em up the ***
i want these voices to go, but instead i get ***** trying to get rid of the parties next door
i said, you idiot, i want my voices that only i can hear out of my head, yeah i am schizophrenia
i want to hear parties next door, to drown out the voices in my head
but there is another way, i need to relax and take my medication
and sing away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord buddha lays down his sweet head
the stars in the bright sky look down where he lays, the little lord buddha asleep on the hay
and that means buddha is a reincarnation of jesus
and then we sing silent night holy night all is calm and all is bright
round yon ****** mother and child, holy infant tender and mild
sleep in nirvanly peace man, sleep in nirvanly peace
and after my medication gets rid of all angry thoughts and angry feelings
yeah maybe showing me the little girl that the boys were protecting me from
mainly because i am not a little girl, i am a man, but i don’t want to be an angry man
a ray of hope glitters into the light and a glimse of buddha shining into the night
and that is when a child is born
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
jingle bells bat man smells robin laid an egg
the bat mobile lost it’s wheel, the joker got away
you see people think i hated my life in the 80s, i HATED THE TEASING I HATE HOW PEOPLE THINK I PREFER TO DO NOTHING
I LIKE DOING STUFF, i hate how people thought i never liked being creative, i love it
ok dudes, now it’s time to go, goooooodbye