"gaydar" poems
It's time, it's time
For my second rhyme
About that irish I wrote about that time
It got the loves
And made the trend
All about my little Irish friend
So here it is
The sequal, part two
Just for you young lauren...zoo
What can I say
She's the bestest by far
But don't you worry your not on my gaydar
Wireland she lives
The place of much fun
And sometimes the ***** goes straight for the lung
I like to say
We've grown thought the years
Through all the hopes, dreams and maybe some fears
I don't no what,
Where, when or who
I would be without knowing a you
So laurenzo
My dear, my wireland better half
Il never chase you with a hanger for a laugh
So that be it
The number two
I'm all out of rhymes for part two for you
But don't forget
I love a you
I really really really ...do
:)
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Jun 3, 2014
Jun 3, 2014 at 4:04 PM UTC
i have a question
are you
gay
or just
a hipster
i never can really tell
you dress the way
of either
your poetry
provides
no hints
you compliment
girls
and complement
their interests
and yet you never
date
any
yet you get along
with guys
and don't seem
to flirt
but i could
just have
a weak gaydar
so are you gay
or just a hipster
taking pictures
writing poetry
dressing well
and flowery
like oscar wilde
you're a dandy
and just like him
we don't know
your true love
identity
you could be gay
or just be
basic
liking dudes
(or dudettes)
before it was cool
so before you sip
your corporate
starbucks
riddle me this
do you like guys
or vinyl more
do you need a beard
or want a hipster beard
do you fancy testosterone
or organic cupcakes
are you gay
or just a hipster
Nov 3, 2017
Nov 3, 2017 at 10:16 AM UTC
he be wearing blue nails now
same shade as me,
acting like all them girls
try to be his wannabes,
growing out his hair too,
stylish but freak,
taking dance lessons but
he can't take the lead.
sings just like a popstar,
but he only knows Swift,
says he got a trainer but,
he can't even lift,
think he just goes to the gym to
check out boys he missed,
but then he like 'I'm straight, no'
when people catch his drift.
way into his fashion,
maybe it's himself he likes,
cause all he wants is privacy,
when I ask him who he'd try,
talks like Conor Franta when
he talks about his life,
and once he almost fainted when
McHandsome called him 'tyke'.
uses the word 'daddy' when
he's talking bout a guy,
sensed him on my gaydar
and I'm quite sure he ain't bi,
told me he may have
a similar interest with I-
nevermind just got a text
he's trans? oh...oh my!
Mar 2, 2018
Mar 2, 2018 at 12:41 PM UTC