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Bad Jokes Inc Jun 2014
I am fat
like an overused ****.

If you need some crack
gimme some smack
and ill make you lick my *****
until my *** goes splat.

All over your face
please put away the mace
I only want to *** on your sister's face.

I **** at poems
I hate America
the next chance i get
ill give it back to the Cherroka.

This will not rhyme
I hate poetry.
its only for dumbfucks who want to drink coffee with hipsters and lick obamas *****.

I love black people and my ***** is gigantic.  Goodbye :D I still hate Titanic.
Please read and analyze.
S Feb 2013
I'm so lost
Lost in this desert
Of mistakes and regrets
A year ago
I was in a beautiful place
A lush forest where dreams came true
But not any more
I ****** myself over
And dwindled down to here
A desert made for the miserable
A desert made for all the dumbfucks
A desert made for all the people like me
Qualyxian Quest Nov 2024
Dumbfucks from my high school
Vote for Trump again
America is Ignorance
Libraries be my friend

I like Canada
Vancouver in the snow
Mr. Bryan Adams
A few days in Toronto

Vegetarian burritos
Cranberry juice with lime
University of Toledo
Tick tock time

                     I'm ...

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