Dear Minimalist,
Dear Belittler,
Dear Soulless Ginger,
Dear Stupid,
because I know you hate being called that.
Dear ****,
Dear Liar,
Dear Sexist,
Dear Racist,
you typical stereotyper.
Dear *******,
Dear *******,
Dear *******,
Dear ******-****,
Dear *******,
Dear *******,
Dear *******,
*******.
*I don't know what else to call him. Please read my other poem, "A **** That Was Not ****," for more details (and a better description) of why I don't know what to call him.