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Valo Salo Aug 2014
We are a nation in war
We will not take any refuges
We will only take prisoners
So do not try to step up on our borders

We do not tolerate anything
But democracy and Elton John
We have a Queen and good sanitary systems
The Queen's love and Märsk Mc-Kinny Möller!

We have musicians and even though
They make utterly boring music
And have nothing but nonsense to say
We love them like a ******* nephew

We have rappers; they say ***** and they say ****
We have stand up comedians they say poo-poo
We are about 5 million white species
Producing 28.000.000 white pig's pr. year

We have such clean waters you can't imagine
We have a love so deep you will not belive
Our police force is build on high moral principles
We build everything on pure and strong idealism.
Valo Salo Aug 2014
The little boy pleaded for his life.

"If I let you go, you will grow up", the soldier replied.

Then he shot the child.
sampled through reality
Valo Salo Aug 2014
Oh, I was stupid enough
So close to be an entertanier

Modern Dance Is Real Modern
Idiots must not compare

You have to understand
This is not a secret

Take you down the old square
Let me cut your wild hair

Selling fragments of true love
No, this is not a real event.
Valo Salo Aug 2014
Out there in love street
They got cabs and apartments
Directions and directors
I got no trouble loving you

They are all so beautiful
Want babies and families
Jobs laws and order
I got no trouble loving you

No one is hurt or bleeding
No one is alone or crying
Everyone is now happy
I got no trouble loving you

Out there in love street
They got cabs and apartments
Directions and directors
I got no trouble loving you

I got no trouble loving you
Out there in love street
I got no trouble loving you
Out there in love street
Valo Salo Aug 2014
Worked for thousands of years
For some rich men I still serve

Still dreaming through all of the years
Dreams of all the rich men’s pleasures

Out there among the millions of stars
Time travel faster than I could ever imagine

So many money and ***** tricks to be spend
Fly me up on rockets to the never lasting end

Work for some rich men who got all powers
Burn me up dying for some real bad ideas

Take a last breath and get in the grave
A life with no questions and no answers

Don’t get too excited and claim your rights
Find a man to marry get daughters and sons

Shipping companies transporting goods
Now you’ll work for thousands of years.
Valo Salo Aug 2014
I got a large hard-on collider.
Speeding with the speed of light.
Right out on the old Milky Way.

I got a large hard-on collider.
Comes smashing right into.
A ******* hole one of these days.
(to be continued ;-)
Homage To The Large Hadron Collider At The Cern
With the help from Iggy Pop and Cern.
Valo Salo Aug 2014
i guess you don't own the world
china owns a big lump of the world
and a good slice of the us too

bill gates and warren buffett
got a lot of coins in the pocket
but not enough to own the world

the insurance companies
the banks the russian mafia
fannie mae or freddie mac

bono acts like he owns the world
berlusconi i guess, surely would like to
what about the pope or the big news

mcdonald or the duck donald duck's uncle
would be a disaster if they owned the world
big waddling gluttons goes quack, quack, quack

and father disney behind it all is dead
so who is left to suppose to own the world
the prince of dubai or me?
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